Privacy Policy

We won't sell your information to anyone, even upon threat of death... well, maybe that would be the only time. But I don't think anyone would be looking for it and who cares if someone found out that you were buying a size XL BALD T-shirt unless it's your man from whom you wanted to keep it secret, then we get it.

Bottom line is the only time you have to fear about your data is:

1. We are afraid of dying

2. We are hacked

3. We tripped, spilled coffee on our computer and then had to get someone to fix the computer from which they had to look at it and then stole it for some reason... but this is another way to say no. 2.

We love you and your data and will hold it as close to our hearts as befuddling middle-aged people can.

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(...and by "we", we mean the program. We only make chocolate chip cookies...)